What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. A bowlegged doe comes walking out of the woods. Bartender says, what the hell is that? I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
A mushroom walks into a bar. What do men and tile have in common? If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life! How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why did the stop light turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street! A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar.
What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? What do you call a Mexican midget? What did the man say to his midget waiter? No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice. What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A little fucker about so tall.
When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common?
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They both stick their meat in year-old buns. Why did God give men penises? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache. Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath? Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother? I ended up printing out the puzzles for them later so they could draw on them. The puzzles also came with solutions so they could see how well they did. Another surprise was a link to even more free jokes at the end of the book.
It accomplished my goal which was to make my niece and nephew laugh, and they did. Disclaimer - This product was provided to me at no cost or at a discount in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. I downloaded this through a free promotional period for my 11 year old son to read as he loves jokes and funny stories. He said that it was pretty funny but he was not super impressed with it. He said there were a few really good jokes in there, but many of them either did not make sense or he did not find funny. Normally, he will blast through a joke book this size in less than a day and will constantly be barraging me with jokes.
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That was not the case with this one. He told me about 3 or 4 of them, and I don't think he even finished the book which surprised me. That tells me that it was probably not the best joke book out there. I think maybe this would be good for a younger child. Even my son noticed that there were quite a few typos in the book, so it could probably use a better editing process.
If you can still get it free, might be worth it to get for a younger kid. I received this product at a discount or free in exchange for my honest and unbiased review. This is my own opinion of the product and yours may vary. I received no monetary compensation and I am not required to give a good review. If you look at all my reviews, you will see I do not always leave 5 stars and will point out flaws in a product.
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I provide honest feedback with the pros and cons I can see in a product as well as facts that a potential customer might find useful. This was not filled with humor, comedy or good jokes. I wouldn't really recommend it to anyone. The cover is really creepy.. The cover shows a florescent yellow bug-eyed emoji. Like one of those dog toys that pops their eyes out when you squeeze them. Maybe for the cover try putting a laughing person and NOT something that will stay in toddler's poor minds Second problem- The author's name. I know I know, it's a pen name- which means not real, but what if a little kid actually sees your name and starts thinking people have names like that?
Plus, the pen name wasn't creative.
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I'd suggest the pen name "Johnny B Bored". Third problem- stale and repeated jokes, which are in every joke book the author has made. I'd expect 50ish pages. Thank goodness it wasn't, now that I see that it is filled with horrible jokes. And no, I'm not being picky, I have rated almost every book I stumble into stars. I was expecting to see a lot of the same old standard jokes or at least a bunch of jokes that would make me groan and roll my eyes as I read them to my four year old.
However, I actually enjoyed reading this with her.
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A few jokes she didn't quite get, but she is only four so some of the words that were tough for her would be fine for older children. It was really great to her giggle and burst out laughing when she did "get" the joke. The jokes are listed in Q. There are no illustrations along with the jokes. A few of her favorite jokes were "Q. What dog can tell time? What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? I also do not find much use for mazes on an eBook, though my four year still likes to look at them and tap all over the screen.
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